Mark Twain on Steroids

I used to have a landlord who had a bushy mustache and a slightly unusual hairdo. I felt he looked familiar . . . After a roommate commented that he seemed Southern it suddenly occured to me. My landlord looked like Mark Twain.

Except for a few things:

Landlord was short.

Landlord obviously worked out a lot.

Landlord was very hairy.

Landlord wore little tank tops with little shorts.

Squick.