Leather Pants at 2 PM

I once ran into an acquaintance at a bus stop. He was wearing black leather pants and a mesh shirt, and his hair was spiked with a significant gob of gel. It was early in the afternoon, which seemed a little early to be decked out in club gear.

I asked him "Where are you going?"

He replied, "Job interview."

"As what?" (Male stripper? Bus boy at a gay dance club?)

He explained he was on the way to apply for a job at a "trendy" clothing store.

"Oh. That makes more sense."

I still think the outfit was overkill.