Naughty Nurses in the National Park

Some time ago I took a bus trip to a national park. The tour bus was equipped with TV screens to keep us occupied during the long ride, but everyone had to watch the same movie. Sometimes it was okay (for example, when we watched Batman or James Bond). Other times it wasn't (like when we had to watch the same stupid teen "comedy" twice because they ran out of DVDs).

There was a DVD disc changer hooked up to all of the screens so one movie would end and another would start automatically. Unfortunately, a movie from the tour guide or bus driver's "personal collection" got into the queue.

The movie started. No one recognized it. We watched as a man walked into a suspiciously empty hospital, and was greeted by a posse of nurses. The nurses were very friendly and decided to help the man out of his clothing.

Then we realized OMG They're Showing Us Porn. On a bus full of families with children.

The old people started yelling, "What the hell is this?" which woke the tour guide up. He quickly turned off all the TV screens.

While all the parents on the bus were muttering about the "outrage" I was suppressing giggling fits. For the rest of the trip everyone knew that either the tour guide (or bus driver) liked Naughty Nurses movies.