Really Bad Pie

Once someone baked me a pie, which was a very nice gesture, but it tasted absolutely awful.

Luckily, when he presented me with the pie he forgot to bring forks. Therefore, I did not have to pretend to enjoy it in front of him. Instead, I took the pie home and was privately horrified at how something could taste that bad.

Parts of it were cooked while large portions still had raw dough. On top of that, there was a strange, sour, yeasty taste to it. To this day I am not sure what flavor the pie was supposed to be. When I asked him he said, "It's called magic pie."