Gobble Gobble

Happy Turkey Day. I ate and did homework so nothing particularly exciting happened to me today, except for the dream I had this morning:

Female body builders were preparing to celebrate Harry Potter Day in Texas, while an eccentric old woman (Lady Emmeline), distantly related to British royalty, showed me her tacky collection of jeweled unicorns and dragons. She also had a giant "LE" rendered in gold and diamonds, like rapper bling.