Dead Penguins

I bought my fiance 4 pairs of penguin boxers as a gift. He said the tags inside were scratchy, so I carefully used a seam ripper to pick apart the threads holding the tags in the boxers. I fixed 3 pairs but he was wearing one, so I said I'd do it another time.

Later, I found that pair in the trash.

I wasn't around and he got impatient, so he decided to cut the tags off with a pair of large scissors. He snipped one thread too many, and the boxers fell apart in the washing machine.

I think it would have been funnier if they fell apart while he was wearing them, but he's learned his lesson.