The Most Frightening Furniture Ever

Have you ever wanted a coffee table that looks like a glass disk being held up by an obese man in a diaper? Look no further. For only $225 (not including shipping), you can have Basho the Sumo Wrestler.

Yes, you are only a few clicks away from having furniture with a face . . . hands . . . knees . . . ample buttocks . . .

Soon, when you get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, you can experience the joy of taking a few sleepy seconds to decide whether the man crouching in your living room is an armed intruder or just your faithful servant, Basho.