Ass Stones
Can someone tell me whether this is a male thing or the men in my lab are unusually comfortable revealing intimate details about their bowel movements?
At lunch the other day Guy #1 told us about his episode of constipation. We found out how long it lasted, how it felt, what positions were uncomfortable to him, what remedies he tried, what medication worked and what the final release looked like.
Guy #2 exclaimed, "Wow, that sounds painful! It's like ass stones!"
Guy #3 said, "That's Type I on the Bristol Stool Chart! Hard like nuts!"
Guy #1 said, "They were really shooting out."
Guy #2 laughed, "Haha like a gun!" then started making shooting and flicking motions with his fingers, accompanied by "Bew! Bew!" missile noises.
One day they grow up, right?
posted by Snark Scribe @ 6:31 PM
7 Comments:
Ha. Hardly. Don't know what it is, exactly, but guys seem remarkably fascinated/entertained by poo.
Guys are weird.
"One day they grow up, right?"
Sadly, no they don't.
Strength to you!
lol
Nope.
Dang. No one wanted to lie to me?
Nope. The poo scene that you're depicting? For them, that IS grown up.
Oh wait! I will lie to you!
*puts on sarcastic voice*
They will grow up. I promise. -shifty eyes-
:D
I have a feeling I'll be in the nursing home and the old geezers around me will be laughing every time they crap their pants.
No, Snark, we outlive them. It'll be you, a bunch of other ladies, and maybe one guy crapping his pants and laughing.
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