Smurfy
A peek into the type of weird conversations I have with my fiance:
Fiance: "I wonder what color a Smurf would turn if you strangled it."
Me: "Before or after it starts to rot?"
Fiance: "Before of course."
Me: "Are we assuming that it has a hemoglobin-based circulatory system?"
Fiance: "I hypothesize that Smurfs have an open circulatory system. Their round, ill-defined appendages suggest the pooling of a fluid I call 'smurfolymph' within."
Me: "In that case I don't think they'd change color until the smurfolymph began to oxidize."
posted by Snark Scribe @ 10:17 PM
2 Comments:
O.o You two aren't that bright, are you? The blue smurf skin is CLEARLY the result of an opaque blue melanin-like pigment in the epidermis. Their blood is red, as proven by the colouring of their tounge, where the skin is thinner and the flesh/blood shows through more obviously.
=D
Intriguing theory. I'll have to present it to him.
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