In Denial

My friend told me her boyfriend cuts her toenails for her.

After my initial reaction of "Ew" I asked why.

"He likes them a certain way."

I said, "I think he's a foot fetishist."

She was indignant. "He is not!"

"Um, he cuts your toenails. And he's not a salon employee."

"He just likes to take good care of me."

"He likes feet."

"Shut up."