A Joyful Busdriver

My bus today was about a block away from its next stop when we saw a couple running towards the next stop, with the fellow dragging his smaller and slower girlfriend by the hand. Presumably, they were hoping to get there before the bus arrived and left.

The bus driver yelled, "I love it when people run like that! Look at them! I'm going to slow down and give them hope."

He slowed the bus down, then speeded up, the slowed down again, while laughing. "My dad make me work for my car; I'm going to make them work for this!"