Gossiphoes

If you live in an apartment complex or spend a lot of time in an urban area with your laptop on you will be in close proximity to a lot of overlapping wireless networks. Mostly I see boring names like "489WIRE" and "homeoffice." Some apparently belong to geeks and are designated "stardestroyer" and such. I once saw a network called "notyours."

But my absolute favorite of all time was called "gossiphoes."

Yes, gossiphoes.

I suppose they wanted to let everyone know they weren't just regular catty gripers. Oh, no. They were a special brand of gossipers.