Tampon Nose

My roommate's brother had a nosebleed during a car drive. Nobody had any tissues. The only absorbent thing available was a clean tampon my roommate had in her purse.

She offered it to him, and he freaked out. He absolutely refused, even though he was bleeding profusely, and the tampon was new and still in the package.

In the end he used his shirt. He decided it was better to ruin his clothes than to stick a wad of feminine cotton up his nose.

Tch.